just being funny

Why is it that whenever you see an ad about soap on tv they never show men?We also use that stuff you know.If we don`t shower or take a bath,what do woman say? "Go clean yourself,you stink".So I say,If you want us to shower make an ad with men using soap.

There are angels going around trying to kill people,this is what happened to me...

I saw an angel in the night,she told me to follow the light.
I walked towards the light,and heard a noise.It sounded very familiar,and made me curious.
The angel called me again and said "Darren,the time has come..." I was nervous but said I`m ready.

I walked closer to the light,or so I thought.The light came closer to me.
There were people saying don`t go but I went.

Just as yhe light came closer,I realised the noise I heard was that of a train.

The stupid angel tried to kill me...